Ladies and gentlemen, this is Ellie Albert and I’m your chief flight attendant. On behalf of Carry On Only and the entire crew, welcome aboard! With non-stop service from the West Coast to the rest of the globe.
At this time, make sure your seat backs and tray tables are in their full upright position and that your seat belt is correctly fastened. Also, your portable electronic devices must be set to ‘shopping’ mode until an announcement is made upon checkout.